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شروع موضوع توسط rasa ‏12 اکتبر 2003 در انجمن گفتگوی آزاد

  1. rasa

    rasa کاربر تازه وارد

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    [left:b31767be79]A man was dying of cancer, his son asked "daddy why do you keep telling everyone you are dying of AIDS?"
    he replied: "so when I die no one will fuck your mum"[/left:b31767be79]
     
  2. kourosh

    kourosh کاربر تازه وارد

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    محل سکونت:
    Tehran
    :D :D :D
     
  3. daydad

    daydad کاربر تازه وارد

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    ;) توووپ بود!
     
  4. Anti_Evil

    Anti_Evil کاربر تازه وارد

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    :D :D
     
  5. -Ehsan-

    -Ehsan- کاربر تازه وارد

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    Canada
    [left:2b76322abb]Hahahah :D Good one...[/left:2b76322abb]
     
  6. CyberArchitect

    CyberArchitect کاربر تازه وارد

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    [left:cfd412aae5]
    most popular stupid questions ... and answers
    1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
    Stupid Question:-
    Hey, what are you doing here?
    Answer:-
    Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

    2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
    your
    feet...
    Stupid Question:-
    Sorry, did that hurt?
    Answer:-
    No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

    3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
    Stupid Question:-
    Why, why him, of all people.
    Answer:-
    Why? Would it rather have been you?

    4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
    Stupid Question:-
    Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
    Answer:-
    No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also
    spit
    in it.

    5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
    years...
    Stupid Question:-
    Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
    Answer:-
    Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

    6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
    Stupid Question:-
    Is the guy you're marrying good?
    Answer:-
    No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the
    money.

    7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
    Stupid Question:-
    Sorry. were you sleeping?
    Answer:-
    No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or
    not.
    You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

    8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
    Stupid Question:-
    Hey have you had a haircut?
    Answer:-
    No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

    9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
    Stupid Question:-
    Tell me if it hurts?
    Answer:-
    No it wont. It will just bleed.

    10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
    Stupid Question:-
    Oh, so you smoke.
    Answer:-
    Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in
    flames!!!
    [/left:cfd412aae5]​
     
  7. semahoo

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    جك با مزه اي بود! :D
     
  8. دلریش

    دلریش کاربر تازه وارد

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    محل سکونت:
    Tehran
    ما كه چيزي نفهميديم ولي چون نبايد ضايع شيم : ها ها ها ها ها ها ها
     
  9. usgroup1

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    [left:5c87f944f8]Pull the desperado bar trick in a rich bar. For those of you Banderas-challenged, here's how it goes: When in a _large city_, go to the wealthiest bar you can find in the early evening (so everyone has most of their money left). It's usually in the merchant district. Once inside, find the largest table of wealthy-looking nobles and merchants you can find. Approach them with this offer:
    "Gentlemen, are any of you wagering men? Oh, good! I would like to make you a wager. I will bet you (amount varies. usually the most they will agree to.) gold/steel/silver/etc... that I can go up to the bartender, stand on the bar, and piss on him, his bar, the floor, the walls, and his tankards and mugs _and_ not only will he not be mad, he'll be happy."

    If they bite it, say OK and approach the bartender. Approach him with this offer:
    "Barkeep! I have a wager to make. I bet you (1/2 of what the other guys wagered) that I can set this tankard ten feet away on your bar, piss in it and not spill a drop."
    If the original amount from the table gentlemen is high enough, the barkeep will gladly accept. Climb up on the bar, put the mug ten feet away, and proceed to pee on everything (except other patrons). When finished, tell the barkeep that you're not as good as you thought, and that you'll go get his money. He'll be happy for he just made free money and he doesn't have to clean it up (the barwench does that). Approach the gentlemen again and collect your money. Then give half of it to the barkeep and walk away. Free money.[/left:5c87f944f8]
     
  10. semahoo

    semahoo کاربر تازه وارد

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    :D :D :D :D
     
  11. دلریش

    دلریش کاربر تازه وارد

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    محل سکونت:
    Tehran
    "هربرت اسپنسر"
    درد محصول بعدي لذت است بهتر است دنداني را بكشيم تا اينكه مدام در عذاب باشيم براي اينكه لذتها دلپذير و مطبوعتر باشد آنها را كوتاه كنيد.

    " موريس مترلينگ "
    وقتيكه موضوع عشق در كار است پاي عقل ميلنگد.