سلام
دوستان عزيز ياهو گزينه اي داره كه اگر مخاطب شما آنرا فعال كنه
رسيد ايميل را بصورت خودكار بشما اعلام ميكنه ،
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متن رسيد ايميل نيز (احتمالا) قابل انتخابه . خوانده شدن خود ايميل هم بحث ديگريست .
من اين مطلب را از روي رسيد ايميلي كه برايم آمده عرض ميكنم خودم با ياهو كار نميكنم .
موفق باشيد
نوروز باستاني و سال نو مبارك
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طنزي بزبان انگليسي بمناسبت سال نو تقديم به دوستان اين انجمن
When an Iranian wants to write an English letter!
This letter was written by an employee of the NIOC
(National Iranian Oil Company),
Ali Mokhles, back in the 1960`s
to his American boss, Mr.Hamilton.
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Dear Mr.Hamilton
I, the undersigned, have worked in the NIOC in Masjed-Solyeman for Three years,
But since Mr.Ahmadi transferred here everything has changed. I don't know
"what a wet wood I have sold him" that from the very first day he has been
"pulling the belt to my life" With all kinds of "cat dancing" he has tried
to become the "eye and the light" of Mr.Wilson.
He made so much "mouse running" that finally Mr.Wilson "became donkey",
and appointed Mr.Ahmadi as his right hand man, and told me to work "under his hand"
Mr.Wilson promised me that next year he would make me his right hand man,
but "my eye did not drink water", and I knew that all these were "hat play",
and he was trying to put a "hat on my head"
I "put the seal of silence to my lips" and did not say anything.
Since that he was just "putting watermelon under my arms"
Knowing that this transfer was only "good for his aunt",
I started begging him to forget that I ever came to see him and forget
my visit altogether. I said "you saw camel, you did not see camel"....
but he was not "getting off the devils donkey" ... "what headache shall I give you"
I am now forced to work in the mail house with bunch of "blind, bald, height
and half height people. "Imagine how much my ass burns."
Now Mr.Hamilton, "I turn around your head" you are my only hope and my
"back and shelter"...."I swear you to the 14 innocents"
please "do some work for me"...."in the resurrection day I`ll grasp your skirt"....
"I have six head bread eaters".....I kiss your hand and legs."
Your servant,
Ali Mokhles
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Mr. Hamilton replied: "My liver is barbecued
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