What's the difference between women at the ages of 8, 18, 28, 38, 48 & 58 years?
* 8 Years - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
* 18 Years - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
* 28 Years - You don't need to tell her any story to take her to bed.
* 38 Years - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
* 48 Years - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
* 58 Years - You stay in bed all day to avoid her story.
* 8 Years - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
* 18 Years - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
* 28 Years - You don't need to tell her any story to take her to bed.
* 38 Years - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
* 48 Years - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
* 58 Years - You stay in bed all day to avoid her story.