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[Nereid]

:lol:

you take role playing very seriously.

I like it

!

On a serious note, while I was in the elementary school, I saw the teacher of the first graders picked a boy up and held over the furnace, you know those old black ones that run on petroleum , and waited a few seconds. Apparently he didn't know the answer to his question.

We were bunch of girls in the back yard, waiting for boys' last period to finish.

That scared the heck out of all of us. That teacher sure was tough.

:wacko:

 

[Koolman]

throw the blackboard outside the window

:lol:

Oops! I throw the blackboard at the window while it was closed!

Thanks 4 ur nice n warm greeting

I think i was compeletly welcomed

 

[M☼HAMMAD]

hi every body
my english is not so good but i'm trtying to improve my english skills
i need your help
thank you
men allahe victory :-D

 

[Killer]

ur conversation abt the black board and the poor window was funny , ur all very creative people , thts so good (or I'm just too dumb not to hv heard any of the jokes above !anyway) I used to have a friend in high school , her like repeating line was "I'm a majhic strategic on my computers headache by bus" u know she said it fast and we laughed our ... off ,,n u know people who didnt know english very well wld think wow man , wht a great ,like hard ,brainy thing shes saying!

why am i friends with this people ?!

n aha by the way ur story
Amadea
reminded me of something, i really think tht people with great hearts ,like good intentions and great sychological (pardon my spelling) health shld be elementary teachers ,of course wht theyr paying them is not enough but ... coz they like r the first thing a kid has to interfere with after entering the social life , and getting out of the house , one of my elementary school teachers was really a sycho path , she liked enjoyed torturing kids , still sometimes i hv nightmares abt her , believe me ! once i drew a butterfly on my hand with glitter colors and she said tht my hand is gonna burn tht night n then snakes r gonna come out of my drawing n they wont dispear till i go to hell and pay for being a bad girl , i was sick for a week !


oh im sorry , i talk alot ! its just coz i really love talking eenglish , n this is the only place i can so ! forgive me !

 

[Koolman]

ur conversation abt the black board and the poor window was funny , ur all very creative people , thts so good (or I'm just too dumb not to hv heard any of the jokes above !anyway) I used to have a friend in high school , her like repeating line was "I'm a majhic strategic on my computers headache by bus" u know she said it fast and we laughed our ... off ,,n u know people who didnt know english very well wld think wow man , wht a great ,like hard ,brainy thing shes saying!

why am i friends with this people ?!

n aha by the way ur story
Amadea
reminded me of something, i really think tht people with great hearts ,like good intentions and great sychological (pardon my spelling) health shld be elementary teachers ,of course wht theyr paying them is not enough but ... coz they like r the first thing a kid has to interfere with after entering the social life , and getting out of the house , one of my elementary school teachers was really a sycho path , she liked enjoyed torturing kids , still sometimes i hv nightmares abt her , believe me ! once i drew a butterfly on my hand with glitter colors and she said tht my hand is gonna burn tht night n then snakes r gonna come out of my drawing n they wont dispear till i go to hell and pay for being a bad girl , i was sick for a week !


oh im sorry , i talk alot ! its just coz i really love talking eenglish , n this is the only place i can so ! forgive me !

That was a looooong post

About the first thing , u can find new friends.
Thats wat i did

 

[mahi58]

Guys! Looks like our friend and moderator seymour is back! I believe it is a good thing! d
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من یه مدتی نبودم و حالا برگشتم (هیچ اطلاعات جدیدی از طریق این جمله به خواننده منتقل شد!) ...


بهرحال پیرتر شدیم و البته امیدوارم که عاقلتر هم شده باشیم (حداقل یه ذره) ...




بعنوان اولین مشاهده : کلی از اسمایلی های گت اسمایلم تاریخ مصرف گذشته شده ان ... نتیجه ی اینکه یه سال استفاده نشده باشه همینه ... الان این کار می کنه (؟) :

 

[Killer]

welcome back

 

[Amadea]

Amadea
reminded me of something, i really think tht people with great hearts ,like good intentions and great sychological (pardon my spelling) health shld be elementary teachers ,of course wht theyr paying them is not enough but ... coz they like r the first thing a kid has to interfere with after entering the social life , and getting out of the house , one of my elementary school teachers was really a sycho path , she liked enjoyed torturing kids , still sometimes i hv nightmares abt her , believe me ! once i drew a butterfly on my hand with glitter colors and she said tht my hand is gonna burn tht night n then snakes r gonna come out of my drawing n they wont dispear till i go to hell and pay for being a bad girl , i was sick for a week !


oh im sorry , i talk alot ! its just coz i really love talking eenglish , n this is the only place i can so ! forgive me !

Yeah, I'm glad those years are over. Some of our teachers WERE psychopaths as well, they would talk of hell and how if you show your hair to men not related to you, you would be tortured. I wish there was actually hell and they would burn in it.
:f34r:
Oh well...

 

[Mr.4]

i rective a e-mail in mornig

Good day,

I’m Mr. Brama Mahamadi an accountant with the bank of Africa Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. I’m currently in need of a silent foreign partner whom I can use as the next of kin to a deceased customer of the bank to transfer the sum of 18.000.000 us dollars (Eighteen million dollars) into his or her account for both of us . This money is presently in a domiciliary account in the bank of Africa here in Ouagadougou,Burkina Faso.

If you are interested write back to me so that I will send to you the details and how it will be possible to be executed. I promise that there will be no risk as it will pass through international banking laws and all the necessary information will be given to you as soon as I receive you acceptance letter.

I wait your urgent respond and contact me through this email address :

he is very crazy:lol:

 

[guitar_player]

i rective a e-mail in mornig

he is very crazy:lol:

you know it is a scam right?
don't answer he is a thief

i hate dishonest people who cause trouble to others, i would have no problem killing them if it was allowed

 

[Mr.4]

you know it is a scam right?
don't answer he is a thief

i hate dishonest people who cause trouble to others, i would have no problem killing them if it was allowed

i undestand

 

[Killer]

hey whts with people thesse days ? i feel like every where i look nobodys happy ! including myself ,doesnt summer mean happiness ?

 

[@li]

hey whts with people thesse days ? i feel like every where i look nobodys happy ! including myself ,doesnt summer mean happiness ?

nope...it doesnt mean.....once i was a child i thought summer brings happiness and joy but i was wrong...... i like cold seasons .....cold weather is cool....lol

 

[Nereid]

hey whts with people thesse days ? i feel like every where i look nobodys happy ! including myself ,doesnt summer mean happiness ?

Really? Maybe the reason of their sadness is something else but anyway I think it means happiness for some people including students and teachers because of the holidays.
You know the hot weather is sorta annoying:blink:
But summer fruits are good!

 

[guitar_player]

my favourite fruit list:

anbu
anaar
gilaas

 

[Killer]

yeah the fruits r amazing , I dont know i kinda always felt like in summer people r a lot happier ,maybe becoz of the sun n long days or as u said holidays
but this summer ...atleast im not as happy as before
totally hot weather fruits r delicious , mango, annanas,

tht goes for summer fruits too

 

[Nereid]

I don't like sunny and long days!
I prefer nights! : d
But summer nights are amazing.
hmmm...fruits?
I like most of them but I love orange the most!

 

[مهدی=کولمن]

A man was praying to god.


He said, "God?"

God responded, "Yes?"

And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?"

"Go right ahead", God said.

"God, what is a million years to you?"

God said, "A million years to me is only a second."

The man wondered.

Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."
.
So the man said, "God can I have a penny?"

And God cheerfully said,

"Sure!...... .just wait a second."

:lol:

 

[TURK_AVENGER]

Hey MEHDI. You are genius.
:blink: :blink:
:lol:

 

[مهدی=کولمن]

Hey MEHDI. You are genius.
:blink: :blink:
:lol:

thanx :happy:

i confirm u !:f34r:​