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frisbee

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you're welcomed to house of pain or...
hi everyone
could you please put me in the context
what's going here
you know its some how long to
go through all of your posts

are u crying your heart out or
you're bound by certain limitss


curious to know
cheers
 

pilot

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you're welcomed to house of pain or...
hi everyone
could you please put me in the context
what's going here
you know its some how long to
go through all of your posts

are u crying your heart out or
you're bound by certain limitss


curious to know
cheers

Hi frisbee

Nice username
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Welcome to house of Joy :D

In this Thread we talk about everything in english
no rule, just enjoy





 

boonky_aj

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Here i come
a new member n i'm gettin used to PT
its fun
plz welcom me guys:D:p
and lets have a topic to discuss here
see u around
 

boonky_aj

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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
 

TheBoss

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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"


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cool but we've got jokes topic man
 

pilot

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VIENNA (Reuters) - The body of a 76-year-old woman found dead in her Vienna flat was left there for nine days because a doctor who registered the death forgot to notify a removal service, officials said on Tuesday.

The oversight was noticed when neighbours of the deceased woman, who lived alone, complained of a worsening stench, said Andreas Flaschner, spokesman for the Austrian capital's disinfection department.

"It was a mistake. The doctor thought paramedics had removed the body while the paramedics thought the doctor had arranged for it. I've worked here 20 years and never seen anything like it," said Flaschner. The body was taken for burial on October 8.​
 

English Lord

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VIENNA (Reuters) - The body of a 76-year-old woman found dead in her Vienna flat was left there for nine days because a doctor who registered the death forgot to notify a removal service, officials said on Tuesday.

The oversight was noticed when neighbours of the deceased woman, who lived alone, complained of a worsening stench, said Andreas Flaschner, spokesman for the Austrian capital's disinfection department.

"It was a mistake. The doctor thought paramedics had removed the body while the paramedics thought the doctor had arranged for it. I've worked here 20 years and never seen anything like it," said Flaschner. The body was taken for burial on October 8.​

thank you very much pilot
for your nice comments:)
 

Nereid

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staring at a closed door!
So do you have any PT pet peevs?
What about foreign languages subforum?
Is there anything that you find irritating and really want it to be changed?​

VIENNA (Reuters) - The body of a 76-year-old woman found dead in her Vienna flat was left there for nine days because a doctor who registered the death forgot to notify a removal service, officials said on Tuesday.

The oversight was noticed when neighbours of the deceased woman, who lived alone, complained of a worsening stench, said Andreas Flaschner, spokesman for the Austrian capital's disinfection department.

"It was a mistake. The doctor thought paramedics had removed the body while the paramedics thought the doctor had arranged for it. I've worked here 20 years and never seen anything like it," said Flaschner. The body was taken for burial on October 8.​

...Oh my goodness
:blink::p
 

pilot

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BERLIN (Reuters) - A thief caught shoplifting a packet of cheese from a supermarket in Germany tried to make his getaway in a cement mixer, but he was quickly nabbed by police.

"He was out on the job and suddenly got hungry, as honest workers sometimes do," said police spokesman in the eastern city of Chemnitz Thursday.

When a shop detective in the town of Limbach-Oberfrohna caught the man stealing a 2.79 euro ($3.98) packet of processed cheese, the 55-year-old broke free and leaped into his cement mixing truck outside, police said.

The shop alerted police, who arrested the man when he stopped his getaway vehicle at a red light a few hundred yards away.​
 

pilot

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!Why
I've caused confusion again, eh?:blush:
I just asked you to name things that you dislike about Persian tools and its foreign languages subforum .

:)?Got it now





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Now I got it:D

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That's a Good Idea. let me think about it more and if find somethings I'll tell you​
 

pazh

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Tehran
hey pals!
i'm a new user n i wanna improve my poor english abilities here. i read some of yr previous posts n frankly, i think i'm completely illitrate :( i gathered all my courage to write this. may u accept someone like me in yr groupe?
 

English Lord

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I am strongly positive about this suggestion
please anwer it as soon as possible:)
 

Nereid

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staring at a closed door!

َAhhhhhhhhhhhA
Now I got it:D

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That's a Good Idea. let me think about it more and if find somethings I'll tell you​


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!We're going to pass your feedback to admins

(I'm keeping my fingers crossed that my sentence would be correct
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:wacko:)
wow ! (as an avid member of PT ) I am eager to hear it also! :happy:
... so plz hurry up , pilot :D

I am strongly positive about this suggestion
please anwer it as soon as possible:)


?Howa bout yourselves
You don't want to tell us about your PT pet peeves?
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hey pals!
i'm a new user n i wanna improve my poor english abilities here. i read some of yr previous posts n frankly, i think i'm completely illitrate :( i gathered all my courage to write this. may u accept someone like me in yr groupe?

We're here to imporove our language skills, so you're very welcome to our group!
:)
 

seymour

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seems like the new subject is " things you don't like about PT" or something like that.... ha?

if that's the case , I like to participate... I mean .. I like to participate more

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