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[Nereid]

A wife asked her husband to describe her He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K' She said, 'What does that mean He said Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous,happy She said, 'Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K Hesaid-- I'm Just Kidding
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[samijooon]

A wife asked her husband to describe her He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K' She said, 'What does that mean He said Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous,happy She said, 'Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K Hesaid-- I'm Just Kidding
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LOL

That was funny..tnx

 

[سيناترا]

Mom: Jack why is your little brother crying?
Jack: because he wanted me to dig him a hole and I did it
Mom: so what's the problem?o
Jack: I dug the hole but now he says "bring my hole into the house"o ​

 

[TheBoss]

how does capitalisation makes difference in English:
A: i helped unlce Jack off a horse
B: i helped unlcle jack off a horse​

 

[Yasaman1111]

Dear Facebook,
Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.
Sincerely, Myspace

 

[Yasaman1111]

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google

 

[Behzad]

A wife asked her husband to describe her He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K' She said, 'What does that mean He said Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous,happy She said, 'Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K Hesaid-- I'm Just Kidding
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thanks:specool:​

 

[Nereid]

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ', 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'.

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women giver her this subtle "Well...?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2" hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women just say, "Oh my God...."
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[Nereid]

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[Nereid]

Narcissistic Quiz:
Narcissistic Personality Inventory - Psych Central

My results:

Your Total: 19

Between 12 and 15 is average.
Celebrities often score closer to 18.
Narcissists score over 20

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Does that mean I'm a celebrity?:lol::king:

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[Amadea]

Narcissistic Quiz:
Narcissistic Personality Inventory - Psych Central

My results:

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Does that mean I'm a celebrity?:lol::king:

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got 21. :wacko:
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[Nereid]

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman were walking through the desert, and were really tired. They came across a magic lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and said 'you can each have one wish'. The Englishman said 'i wish i was with my family at home with lots of food ad drink'. So POOF!! he was gone. The Scotsman said 'i wish i was with my family at home with lots of food and drink'. So POOF!! he was gone. It was now the Irishman's turn. He said 'im lonely now. I want the other two back'.
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[Nereid]

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[Nereid]

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
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Because they have big fingers.
uke:uke:
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[Nereid]

Why do they have fences around graveyards?



Because people are just dying to get in there

:sleepy:!
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[Nereid]

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[Nereid]

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[Nereid]

The Political Compass - Test

PS: I might post my result later but I'm too tired to take the test right now
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[Nereid]

Mensa Quiz:
Mensa Workout | Mensa International

Just for fun:evil:
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[AbolTheRocker]