Once upon a time there was a young man who wanted to become a great writer.
"I want to write things the whole world will read," he declared.
"Stuff that will elicit strong emotions from people in every walk of life.I want my writing to make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger."
He now lives happily ever after in Redmond, Wash., writing error messages for Microsoft.
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Hearing so many people speaking about his
intelligence level, George "double you" Bush decided
to get his brain checked. The physician diagnosis was
as follows:
- Mr. President, you have two brains, the left and the
right, like all normal people. But the problem is that
in your left brain there is nothing right and in your
right brain there is nothing left.
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one day,John looks up at the sky and says:
JOHN: god, how much is one million years to you?
God replied:
GOD: 1 minute
JOHN: how much is 1,000,000 dollars to you?
GOD: 1 penny
JOHN: God, can I have one penny?
GOD: just one minute...
"I want to write things the whole world will read," he declared.
"Stuff that will elicit strong emotions from people in every walk of life.I want my writing to make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger."
He now lives happily ever after in Redmond, Wash., writing error messages for Microsoft.
*********************
Hearing so many people speaking about his
intelligence level, George "double you" Bush decided
to get his brain checked. The physician diagnosis was
as follows:
- Mr. President, you have two brains, the left and the
right, like all normal people. But the problem is that
in your left brain there is nothing right and in your
right brain there is nothing left.
***********************
one day,John looks up at the sky and says:
JOHN: god, how much is one million years to you?
God replied:
GOD: 1 minute
JOHN: how much is 1,000,000 dollars to you?
GOD: 1 penny
JOHN: God, can I have one penny?
GOD: just one minute...