1>.Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example.
Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.
2>.Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and
"arranged marriage"It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself".
3>.When god opened the window of heaven he saw me and asked? What is ur wish 4 today?" I said: "Lord, Please take specially care of the person reading this message."
4>.If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending SMS, i'll kill you. (+
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5>.MOBILES R IRRITATING,RINGS EVERY NOW AN THEN RECHARGING BATTERY MESSAGES GET DELAYED BUT ONE THING I LUV ABT IT. that IT CONNECTS ME AND YOU
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6>.A baby monkey asked his mother monkey, "why do v look so bad?". The mom monkey said, " Thank God!! U r still better, just look at the person reading this SMS.")
7>.Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you. Plesae don't hurt my heart
8>.I AM IN HOSPITAL NOW.
AFTER 5 MINS, I WILL B TRANSFERED 2 A SYRGERY ROOM.
THE DOCTOR TOLD ME,
I WILL DIE IF I STOP
RECIEVING UR SMS.)
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Standing by my window waiting 4 ur message if u don't SMS I will jump from Ground Floor..
10>.Heart can only love 4a while,
u can put many relations in a file,
u can make a desert from the nile,
but u cant stop my smile
when i see ur name on my mobile!!!
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11>.Your network tariff has changed. call charges r now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper. CONGRATS u can make free calls.
12>.There is a meeting at Mental Hospital all doctors, nurses & attendents are present but meeting have not started Bcoz patient is busy in reading this SMS.
13>.Refresh UR Brain.
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14>.Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?Student : Ladies first.
15>.People Live, People Die,
People Laugh, People cry,
Some give up, Some will try,
Some say Hi, Some say Bye,
Others may Forget u.
But...HOW CAN I?
16>. What is GIRL FRIEND:
Addition of Problem
Subtraction Of Money
Multiplication Of Enemy
Division of Friends SO Be careful
17>. Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
18>.Every 1 wants 2b the sun that lights up ur life, but I'd rather b ur moon, so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun is not around!!!
19>.V like each other bcoz
U think I'm nice,
I think u r nice;
U think I'm cool,
I think u r cool,
U think I'm sweet,
I think u r sweet,
U think I'm smart,
I think u r Right.
20>. The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
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21>.Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
22>.== == ==FRIENDSHIP == == ==
Knows no Season, Knows no Time,
It has a sole intention.
Of bringing people together..
To a time.. Called."FOREVER"
23>.Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
24>. God Picked Up a Flower and Dipped it in dew,
He Lovingly touched it which turn into U and then
HE Gifted to me and said this Friend is 4 u. Take. Care
Dr.Bina 1/4/06 1:37 P.M
25>. 1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
26>.U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.
27>.Time and Distance r unimportant between friends, When a friend is in ur heart, they remain there 4ever. I may be so busy, But I assure u r always in my Heart!!!
28>.Its hard to find Sum 1 whoz 99%Cute, 98% Sweet, 95% loving, 90% down 2 earth, Dats Me , Wot a waste if u loode me.So betta keep in touch.
29>.We met , it was my chance, we met once against was my luck, v became friends, it was my destiny, v r still friends its ur decision, we will always be friends, that's a promise.
30>.What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of window... I look down... I am still laughing !
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