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[barbie]

wellcome here chums!

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just in english

 

[barbie]

Dirty IQ Test
Questions...
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

 

[barbie]

D Ten T Error

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: "An ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again?"

The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." So I wrote out ....... I D 1 0 T​

 

[barbie]

I am a three digit number.
My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.
What number am I?​

Answer

Number 194.

 

[barbie]

If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?​

Two. You took TWO

 

[barbie]

What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?​

Answer

Lounger

 

[barbie]

The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. Are these sentences true or false?​

Answer

Neither, it's a paradox. If the first is true, then the second must be false, which makes the first false… it doesn't work.

 

[barbie]

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!​

Answer

The sentence doesn't contain the letter 'e'.

 

[barbie]

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?​

Answer

The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

 

[barbie]

Sergi and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Sergi was watching T.V his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Sergi decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?
Answer
Comin Soon

 

[barbie]

Two grandmothers, with their two granddaughters;
Two husbands, with their two wives;
Two fathers, with their two daughters;
Two mothers, with their two sons;
Two maidens, with their two mothers;
Two sisters, with their two brothers;
Yet only six in all lie buried here;
All born legitimate, from incest clear​

Answer
Later

 

[barbie]

I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I?​

Answer

later

 

[barbie]

چرا کسی جواب نمیده

 

[سیامک]

آخه بامرام مگه کسی هم اینجا انگلیسی میفهمه که تو تاپیک انگلیش باز کردی؟

 

[seymour]

چرا کسی جواب نمیده

من داشتم 2-3 تا رو جواب می دادم ( مثلا اون قضیه خانومه که از شوهرش عکس میگیره ! رو بلد بودم

) ولی بعد دیدم که سختن

... بعدش هم متوجه شدم که چطور باید جواب ها رو بدست بیارم و خیالم راحت شد ...

 

[barbie]

put on ur thinking cap hereee

 

[barbie]

#10
Sally was blind... she was reading a book by Braille.

#11

Two widows each had a son, and each widow married the son of the other and then each had a daughter


#12

The letter V