English SMS ٠

[Captive]

Lady secretary: Boss, your wife wants to kiss u over the telephone.
Boss: Please receive it and give it to me later.

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Do you know the full form of COLLEGE ?

C - come
O - on
L - lets
L - love
E - every
G - girl
E - equally —- (That’s why we go college.)

/

A man dies and goes to hell. He sees A***inejad dancing with Jennifer Lopez.
The man asks, “Is this A***inejad’s punishment?”
“No” is the reply. “It is Jennifer Lopez’s punishment.”

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[@li]

lol again,but I really scared of PT's girls they will kill me:f34r:'

and why do u think so?

 

[Captive]

and why do u think so?

because our SMS is against them!isn't?

 

[@li]

because our SMS is against them!isn't?

pt doesn't have many girls after all:f34r:

 

[Captive]

pt doesn't have many girls after all:f34r:

thank god:lol:


Love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”. Hey! Don’t get excited, I love other alphabets too…v, w, x, y, z

 

[Captive]

Guys playing cards
Guy1: I Promised my wife I’ll Not Play Cards anymore.

Guy2: Then what the hell are you doing now?

Guy1: I Never promised I Won’t Tell Lies.

saw that on other forums​

 

[Captive]

and here another ones

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..


Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth



Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
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[Captive]

Boy: I like you!
Girl: Shut up
Boy: I love you!
Girl: Shut up
Boy: I will die for you!
Girl: Shut up
Boy: Will you get married to me!
Girl: are you serious?
Boy: Shut up!​

 

[Captive]

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.​

 

[Captive]

no one intrested

 

[Flint Lockwood]

I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever

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Every happening, great and small,
is a parable whereby God speak s to us,
and the art of life is to get the message.

//

The sky tells the moon: what is meaning of love

Moon says: it means being in your bosom

Moon says: you tell me what is love?

The sky says: expectance of seeing you.​

 

[Captive]

Ty dear Base!

Girl: Mom! Ravi gave me Rs.10 to climb the coconut tree.
Mom : Idiot… he fooled you, he wanted to see your pantie.
Girl: I am smart… I didn’t wear pantie.​

 

[SilentStar]

Hi eveybody

If they say GOOD LOOKS could KILL, then please don’t look at me! I don’t wanna see you die!


for men &
15+

Spoiler: d

A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.
:lol:
your sms is like a girls periods, Comes only once a month. Look at me, My sms are like sperm, Comes everyday to 2 to 3 times. So be a man and do SMS daily..!
:lol:

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[منصور قیامت]

A 75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying - Why? Reason - Because she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything..!​

 

[منصور قیامت]

A Blonde pulled out 6 people from a burning house..... Still he was jailed.... Why? Coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff!​

 

[منصور قیامت]

sales girl:sorry sir,U can't smoke here.
Costomer:but I bought these cigarette from this store!
Sales girl:we also sell candom but it dosen't mean U can start FUCKING here!!!!!​

 

[SilentStar]

Mansoor, shame on us! Let’s share some wise smses!
:happy:


If things r happening
according to ur wish,
u r lucky!
But if they r not,
u r very lucky,
Bcoz they r hapning
according to God’s wish!
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[Captive]

sales girl:sorry sir,U can't smoke here.
Costomer:but I bought these cigarette from this store!
Sales girl:we also sell candom but it dosen't mean U can start FUCKING here!!!!!​

Nice One:lol:

Thanks Man(s)oor

 

[SilentStar]

Life is a paradox
whatever u want,
u don’t get
whatever u get,
u don’t enjoy
whatever u enjoy,
is not permanent
whatever is permanent,
is boring …!

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[SilentStar]

Success is never permanent.
Failure is never final.
so always do not stop effort
until your victory makes a history.

Good luck


bfn​