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When an Iranian wants to write an English letter!

شروع موضوع توسط Gt_Max ‏23 نوامبر 2007 در انجمن گفتگوی آزاد

  1. Gt_Max

    Gt_Max Registered User

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    محل سکونت:
    In Your Pantz
    This letter was written by an employee of the NIOC (National Iranian Oil Company), Ali Mokhles, back in the 1960`s to his American boss, Mr.Hamilton.

    Dear Mr.Hamilton
    I, the undersigned, have worked in the NIOC in Masjed-Solyeman for three years, But since Mr.Ahmadi transferred here everything has changed. I don't know "what a wet wood I have sold him" that from the very first day he has been "pulling the belt to my lift" With all kinds of "cat dancing" he has tried to become the "eye and the light" of Mr.Wilson.
    He made so much "mouse running" that finally Mr.Wilson "became donkey", and appointed Mr.Ahmadi as his right hand man, and told me to work "under his hand" Mr.Wilson promised me that next year he would make me his right hand man, but "my eye didn't not drink water", and I knew that all these were "hat play", and he was trying to put a "hat on my head" I "put the seal of silence to my lips" and did not say anything.
    Since that he was just "putting watermelon under my arms" Knowing that this transfer was only "good for his aunt", I started begging him to forget that I ever came to see him and forget my visit altogether. I said "you saw camel, you did not see camel"....but he was not "getting off the devils donkey" ... "what headache shall I give you" I am now forced to work in the mail house with bunch of "blind, bald, height and half height" people. "Imagine how much my ass burns."
    Now Mr.Hamilton, "I turn around your head" you are my only hope and my "back and shelter"...."I swear you to the 14 innocents" please "do some work for me"...."in the resurrection day I`ll grasp your skirt"...."I have six head bread eaters".....I kiss your hand and legs."

    Your servant,
    Ali Mokhles

    Mr. Hamilton replied: "My liver is barbecued"

    نوشته شده توسط کامران قشلاقی
     
  2. pooya007

    pooya007 Registered User

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    آخر خط
    [​IMG] [​IMG]

    حالا این نامه جدی جدی نوشته شده یا شوخیه؟ :دی
     
  3. 611

    611 Registered User

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    سوال بعدی
  4. امیـن

    امیـن کاربر تازه وارد

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    with my partner :O :-j
    that was funny

    tnQ very much

    best regards

    im good luck (movafagh basham
    :D:D:D:
     
  5. alireza_simkesh

    alireza_simkesh Registered User

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    آره حتما Mr.Hamilton میاد میگه:

    Mr. Hamilton replied: "My liver is barbecued"

    :D