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Wife Upgrade

b_amighi

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Wife Upgrade

Dear Tech Support,

I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I upgraded
from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program
began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in
the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization, where it monitors all
other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3,
Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing
the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in
the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite
applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,
but UN-install does not work on this program. Can you help me,
please!!!
Thanks, Joe


Dear Joe:

This is a very common problem that men complain about but it is
mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely
a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is
unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert
back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system
would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is
gained. It is impossible to UN-install, delete, or purge the
program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back
to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up
with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual
under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support." I recommend you keep Wife
1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed
myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section
regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all
responsibility for faults and problems that might occur,
regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to
enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use
of the "ESC" key because ultimately you will have to give the
APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to
normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the
blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very
high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve
the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and
Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install
Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported
application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible
damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support.​
 

knowhow

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خيلي خدا بود .
ولي شنيده بودمش !!!!
 

en2fa

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tehran
من هم خيلی وقت پيش خونده بودم اما خيلی باز حال کردم دمت گرم!!
 

b_amighi

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بله درسته. اين ايميل چند وقت پيش از يكي از دوستام رسيد. تازگي كه داشتم فايلهاي روي سيستمم رو مرتب ميكردم دوباره بهش برخوردم. فكر كردم اگه اينجا باشه اونايي كه نديدن ازش لذت ميبرند.
 

black_jack_of_black_city

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محل سکونت
با قلبی شکسته در انتظار مرگ گوشه ای نشستم . به آرز
عميقيه عزيز اگه شد ترجمه اش كن
در ضمن كل متن رو انتخاب كن و دكمه انگليش تكست رو بزني درست ميشه
 

b_amighi

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به نقل از black_jack_of_black_city :
عميقيه عزيز اگه شد ترجمه اش كن
در ضمن كل متن رو انتخاب كن و دكمه انگليش تكست رو بزني درست ميشه

ممنون از راهنماييت. درستش كردم.
 

Kako

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نه بلک جان
این لهجه منه بعضی وقتا گل میکنه !!!

یادمه یه دفعه به مامور عوارضی اتوبان کرج ( اون موقع که هنوز بود ) همینو گفتم یارو یه جوری نگاه میکرد انگار داره ... میبینه !!
 

sefrvayek

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البته يه راه وجود داره:

1- run FDISK and repartioion ur ENTITY
2-FORMAT ur IDENTITY
3- Intsall Life 2.0

:(
 

b_amighi

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به نقل از sefrvayek :
البته يه راه وجود داره:

1- run FDISK and repartioion ur ENTITY
2-FORMAT ur IDENTITY
3- Intsall Life 2.0

:(

اينجوري كه شما ميگي علاوه بر Technical Support به Administrator هم براي رفع مشكل شبكه احتياج ميشه :p
 
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